http://www.bandai.co.jp/releases/J2008092601.html
Site is in Japanese, so I’ll provide a translation-
‘Gun O’clock (cancer gun o’clock)’ (4,095 Yen including tax)
Shooting the mark, it can occur clearly! The new feeling entertainment is the alarm clock!
Main target is for man of 20 – 30 generationsIt is the alarm clock which ‘Gun O’clock’ can react stop the alarm, with alarm sound aiming for the center of the mark which rises, when you shoot with the private cancer gun, with the infrared ray. That the trigger of the private cancer gun is pulled, sound sounding, because the blow back (top of the gun does retreat), when taste the feeling of shooting, it hits, it is possible to awake clearly in the refreshing impression. Furthermore after the mark collapses, [sunuzu] state to continue, unless the decisive button is pushed length 3 seconds, because it cannot stop the alarm completely, it can prevent also two degree sleeping. 1 times it hits to the mark 5 times it hits “normal” and, to the mark in this “alarm mode” there to be 2 types “of hard”, adjusting to level, it can select. In addition also “game mode” is loaded, quickly it is possible also to enjoy play of the random shot which shoots the time trial which rivals shooting and the mark which shines to random quickly.
From the Japanese sleep scientific laboratory Oki way
It received comment -It not to mean that in just the obligation impression due to the sound of the alarm clock awakes, shooting the private cancer/gun, to penetrate the mark, after obtaining the refreshing impression, that it awakes it is thought the start of one day as one factor where comfortable start is cut off.
By the fact that it adds to the knowledge which obtains awaking comfortably, please face more comfortable awaking.
But this post isn’t about how awful Yahoo!© Babel Fish “Translate a web page” is!
This post is about the Cancer Gun o’ Clock. It is a machine of Japanese ingenuity that requires the owner to shoot his or her alarm clock wtih a “Cancer Gun” (Cancer was probably translated ridiculously wrong from infrared) in order to turn it off.
There’s normal mode and a hard mode, depending on how much brain power you can muster in the wee hours of the morning. It sounds like in order to turn your alarm clock off you need to shoot the center of the target 5 times. Imagine putting this thing at foot of your bed and waking up each morning and firing between your knees Ender’s Game style (the enemy’s gate is down). Furthermore, to add to the realism, the cancer gun itself has RECOIL!
I believe the Japanese are training their men of 20-30 generations. They are training for a lightning strike spearheaded by robots followed by ultra accurate 20-30 year olds with cancer guns.
I mean, they’ve already got these!-
How soon is it before they have these?
